Reading it on my laptop in the aptly named Cafe Affaire in central London, I consider what she really wants: a no-strings-attached sexual relationship.
What I don't know is how her husband will feel about it. Aside from the little matter of her marital status, she also believes I have a wife, but she doesn't care.
One woman sends me a message heavily laden with sexual innuendo and I come to regard her as the mistress of the single entendre. Another woman's first contact with me included a plan for a day out together, including visits to art galleries, a stroll round a park and then "a few hours under the duvet". I'm later propositioned by someone who tells me she has an hourglass figure.
Her photograph reveals that the hour has stretched to 90 minutes.
I wonder if anyone has ever read this, seen the wisdom of it and decided not to join. "I'm witty, charming, handsome and modest, and I'm kind to animals," I write, hoping this description will have a fairly broad appeal, and also include a recent photograph.
Your picture can be viewed only if you give a password to the person with whom you are conversing.
"My preference is for a man who is much younger than me with rugged features," says one. This is a way of paying someone a compliment without typing out the words. And over the course of a week I get almost 100 replies, messages and propositions.
It may sound like an unpleasant niche website for a handful of amoral people to whom wedding vows never meant very much.Common rules for all anonymous chat rooms: - All the secrets you share in Anti Chat, must stay in Anti Chat- Teens aged less than 17 are not allowed to download and use this app- All international and private chats must remain free of trolling, bullying and agitating. I like though how when you select to talk to a random person, you/they are given permission if you accept them to keep talking to you. However when two concerning adults enter a private chat, the "mods" monitor your conversations.If you see any suspicious content, press the avatar of it's author and then «Complain»- Straight personalities may be banned from chats marked as "lesbians only" or "gays only", as well as gays and lesbians may be banned from "straight only" places- This app can be used for random chatting with strangers, but it is restricted to trade nudes with the people you do not know as they may be offended- Horny adults are not welcome to use this app for sexting purposes, as you may be easily banned from the system for sharing inappropriate sexually explicit content with strangers during your text role play games- For your own safety reasons it is forbidden to mention any personal data, including other social networking or dating apps- Follow the General User agreement: you ready to start meeting new people online, having fun and killing time? The app does let you have some control with people you wouldnt want to interact with or talk to anymore like blocking them if you feel they are a bad influence to you, which I feel gives myself more security and privacy. How is it that the only conversation I had was with a person on private chat that was sitting right in front of me. Why is it that neither of us "reported" each other and sent everything from vulgar images to name calling to saying some of the nicest things to each other. If these "mods" see something they don't like they throw you into a "prison" chat room for an undetermined amount of time to "rehab".Our relationship, I note, has suffered because we don't spend enough time together (not surprising really, since she doesn't exist).After a quick search, I get the measure of the women on the site.